[Minnesota]
Knowing that Minnesota kids were scared of our California ways and our lingo, we yelled "It's soda you fools!" for the first ten minutes we were in the state.
Prairie dog security. No one enters without a pass.
Fuck Chucky.
Fuck! Didn't we just leave there 8 states ago? Where's the map?
Unbeknownst to him, Sean had grown a thick mustache in the past half hour. Phil, enraged with jealousy, moved in for the ear bite.
Sean wore two t-shirts to ensure, should someone slip into the falls and get wet, he'd have a spare one to hand them when they got out.
Awaking from a long slumber, the last remaining British soldier opens his eyes to see General Washington's visage in stone. The scream could be heard for miles.
