Jess, decked out in full nerd regalia, at her new home.
They had massage table areas through-out the expo floor. This specific area specialized in dislocating your shoulder as well.
Hey, people are into some crazy stuff. Who am I to judge.
I tried to ask this guy for a comment about the expo, but he had grown so irate with people tossing 'blue balls' jokes his way, that he screamed "I got some 10 minutes ago! You people want proof?!" and stormed off.
Kid: Grandpa, grandpa. Can we go toilet paper the Quark booth again? Pleeeeze?!
This is a shot of the keyboard that Apple is now selling to go along with GarageBand.
They guarantee at least 3 groupies within a year.
Apparently 'bowling for aquafina' isn't recognized as an official game of MacWorld. Go figure.
Presenter: So...who here wants the Adobe colonic? I swear, it's better than photoshop 4!
Presenter: You too can lose weight! Sure, you'll go bald. Sure, your wife will leave you. Sure, your penis will turn colors. But c'mon people; thin is in!
Montanan (MacNN) smiles big for the camera. He would later entrust to me that he was a bit scared, not because of the camera, but because I was eating what appeared to be ground up worms in a head of lettuce.
Skydiving 101 - If you see something bright white and large, don't pull your chute. It's probably a pillow factory. And man, landing on that would be cool.
This is what the expo looks like after walking/standing for 5 hours straight.
This is a Wacom Tablet/LCD. This is my masterpiece. I started to shake the whole thing to erase it, but a Wacom employee screamed at me and said a lot of curse words. So uptight.
Everyone's favorite italian plumbers put in an appearance.
Tarzan makes a return to MWSF with bustier company. With whom, I'm assuming, he'll be swinging on palm tree vines with in the near future.
Globe-man sees all.
Yes, even when you're in the shower. Sinner.