The instructor stops things before people really get hurt and embarrassed.
Everyone dances like this. It's perfectly natural.
Shaking their moneymakers.
Wait, gay disco cowboys? Does this show have any sort of theme going on?
Jen summed it up best:
Viagra/Cialis for him.
Muscle Relaxant for her.
Vince: Is that man wearing a speedo AND a neckerchief?? What kind of cruise did you rope us into Sean?
Vince: Fruity drink, iPhone, wireless connection. Best. Vacation. Ever.
The Monarch of the Seas. Which only ever went on an ocean, but we won't hold that against her.
Sean hoped Christine would finally get her thumb in focus on this shot, but, like the rest, it would be a blurry partial. His master scheme was foiled, once again.
"Wax on...wax off. Blush on....blush off. The usefulness of that movie never ceases to amaze me."
Jen thought this was a most inconvenient time to start growing cartoony mouse ears.
"This place doesn't offer drinks inside tropical fruits? I'm outta here."
"If you make any kind of joke involving that pole looking like a penis, so help me I will gut you."
Christine tried to get her drink served out of a monkey's skull, but this was all they had.
