A long weekend is all we needed to start an international incident. You should try it. It's all the rage.
Wait, gay disco cowboys? Does this show have any sort of theme going on?
Shaking their moneymakers.
The instructor stops things before people really get hurt and embarrassed.
Everyone dances like this. It's perfectly natural.
Andrew was an excellent assistant waiter. So much so that we forgave him for wearing a weightlifting belt the entire cruise.
The lack of hairnets was really a health code violation waiting to happen.
Waiter: I wanna dance...with THAT guy! Bring him to me.
"She only bent my sunglasses. Hehe, enjoy that pudding."
"It's my vacation, and if I want to drink at 7am, I can. It's my vacation, and if I want to wear sunglasses inside, I can. It's my vacation, and if I want to steal Sean's socks and fill them with pudding, I can."
Jen couldn't wait to get back into international waters, where her ninja swimsuit granted her immunity from prosecution.
"I ain't going anywhere near that edge. Fuck those birds."
"We're coming for you Christine. We're coming!"
Panoramic shot of the boat leaving Mexico.
Jen & Sean, back on the boat, debate the proliferation of spheres in cruiseliner design.
Christine shows us Vince's "formal" mask. Which, if he asks, doesn't look gimpish at all.