A long weekend is all we needed to start an international incident. You should try it. It's all the rage.
Andrew was an excellent assistant waiter. So much so that we forgave him for wearing a weightlifting belt the entire cruise.
Jen couldn't wait to get back into international waters, where her ninja swimsuit granted her immunity from prosecution.
Christine expresses herself.
Panoramic shot of the boat leaving Mexico.
Sean's defenses were down on this vacation. He allowed, foolishly, the antennae to read his mind and Pantea to convince him that smiling for photographs was acceptable.
Vince.....Suave.
The glory hole also accepts bottles and limes.
While Jen went for the traditional "rabbit ears", Sean tries the far less common "single devil horn".
All: This is most upsetting.
The Bustamante crew get down with their bad selves.
"You guys are never gonna believe what I just bought!"
Jen & Sean, back on the boat, debate the proliferation of spheres in cruiseliner design.
Another cruiseliner from a rival company. It was full of bloodthirsty pirates, scalliwags and whores. At least, that's what our crew kept telling us.
Vince didn't pose for this shot. He actually stayed like this for 15 minutes straight. I don't think he even drank that martini.