Everyone in Oregon is issued an innertube upon arriving in the state. Documented fact.
As Madeline said while we were there; all this shot needs now is a unicorn and a rainbow and it'd be perfect.
Ok, so I may have taken quite a few shots of this thing.
Horsetail falls. This is actually from behind this waterfall. Nifty eh.
Sean sits, transfixed by the idea of a never-ending shower.
The world's most painful slip n slide.
A local Astoria band entertains the crowd with classics from The Sound of Music.
Madeline, far left, barely escapes the clutches of a sea monster. Or so she claimed. In 4 inches of water.
I took her flask away after that.
They always fight like this in the afternoon. But when night rolls around, they're making sweet love again like usual.
This is where I insert a joke about Madeline really having to pee.
Banished from the main deck for playing with his flippers in public. Again.
You've never been that relaxed.
Do not kick super happy funball.
Guy: G - O ? What the hell does that spell?
