"Yes, I see the pepper shaker. What? No, I will not help you test out the new scope on your sniper rifle right now. It's breakfast time."
Always make sure your diner honey is kosher.
While the dog ponders whether or not to fight me, Ryan considers the benefits of wearing a shiny collar.
Aww, happy pup.
"You wanna attack that squirrel and bite that little kid? Of course you do. Here, lemme help you with that leash thing."
This was Ryan's first experience on a slide while wearing pants.
Madeline attempts to unscrew Sean's head, but can't remember the whole "righty tighty, lefty loosey" thing.
Madeline tries (unsuccessfully) to suck a cupcake through the display glass. It was worth watching though.
Sean always liked to plan his airstrikes from local coffee shops. It relaxed him.
Ryan takes a picture of himself while out for a walk. The timestamp later helped absolve him of a crime committed by Gary Busey nearby.
Sean watches the blank television, imagining it filled with dancing ladies.
Stab stab stab!
Objects in mirror may be less trippy than you remember once you're sober.
Meanwhile, Ryan was biking thru caves or space or something.
