Cross country adventure thru 11 states, no convictions.
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Sioux Falls panorama.
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Mrs.Crabapple (left) didn't approve of this field trip. Too much fresh air made children difficult to manage. And detention via chloroform would be impossible out here in the open.
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[California] Some would say having the side airbag deploy before you leave your driveway is a bad omen. Jess called it a "free pillow".
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Lest anyone doubt his claim to having seen four giant heads carved into a mountain, Sean records his proof.
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I immediately dialed my ninja friends to alert them to a possible pirate sighting.
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Jess' Lincoln could use a little work.
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Jess (under her breath): Sean, start the car. I'm gonna goose Lincoln and then we're hauling ass outta here.
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This is Zack. He has a problem with intimacy.
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TiVo does the dance of joy.
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Jess, decked out in full nerd regalia, at her new home.
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They really do love cutting things out of stone around here.
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TiVo: Trics, don't ever leave me.
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Chad and Jess debate what the best way is to descend into the giant gorge inhabited by cannibalistic subhumans.
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Sean, having traded his left ear for his freedom, climbs to safety out of the gorge.
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"The cannibalistic subhumans left a rope! How fortuitous!"