Mari always carried a small dagger behind her back for photo ops with Sean. It was the only way to ensure he smiled.
The Spam contingency plan.
No one wants to be responsible for flying dildos, apparently
The long overdue S&M portion of the night begins.
Liz's bearded dragon freaks out. And no, that isn't a euphemism. Sorry guys.
Liz's throwing rampage begins with ancient Easter candy and miniature chainsaws.
At 6:30, we found Mari's party limit. Also, we hypnotized her to think she was a chicken when she awoke. Let the party continue!
Diana tries valiantly to offset Bryan's gentlemanly expression.
After the candy fight and some group lollipop sucking (really), things got extra friendly.
As 4am approaches, the group gets desperate for nourishment.
Joe: So then...get this; I say to the shepherd "I thought it was your daughter with a heavy wool coat!" Hahahaha. Get it! What? Don't judge me!
When in doubt - use the sleeper hold. Just don't fall asleep while applying it. That's not where it gets its name.
Jess takes a break from the battle to enjoy the delicious flavor of Now & Laters. Available at your local convenience store.
Let the candy fight....begin!
