"I had a four leaf clover, but I eated it. Is that bad lucks?"
Awaking from a long slumber, the last remaining British soldier opens his eyes to see General Washington's visage in stone. The scream could be heard for miles.
Unbeknownst to him, Sean had grown a thick mustache in the past half hour. Phil, enraged with jealousy, moved in for the ear bite.
Sean wore two t-shirts to ensure, should someone slip into the falls and get wet, he'd have a spare one to hand them when they got out.
Fuck! Didn't we just leave there 8 states ago? Where's the map?
Fuck Chucky.
Prairie dog security. No one enters without a pass.
[Minnesota]
Knowing that Minnesota kids were scared of our California ways and our lingo, we yelled "It's soda you fools!" for the first ten minutes we were in the state.
Jen pondered the existential questions: Why are we here? What is my role in the cosmic scheme of things? Is yeast really a living creature?
Sean insisted on boiling water in case we ran across any pregnant women on the beach. He's a bit of a crazed boy scout in that way.
Chloe and Eric (upper right) tried to mount an intervention for Bill and his eating disorder, but nothing worked. Their last ditch effort involved sending Bill's baby to him and making puppy dog eyes.
Unsure if it was a shower, sex machine, or pneumatic tube, Sean let Jess try the contraption first.
They redo the outside every year. As this picture of a picture proves.
After seeing Wendel's tongue, Bradley's imagination was taking him places he didn't want to be.
Or did he....
