Madeline (internal): Why oh why did I drink 56oz of soda before coming here?
Mrs.Crabapple (left) didn't approve of this field trip. Too much fresh air made children difficult to manage. And detention via chloroform would be impossible out here in the open.
[California]
Some would say having the side airbag deploy before you leave your driveway is a bad omen. Jess called it a "free pillow".
Brett bites his lip, knowing that if he opens his mouth, the remainder of his breakfast burrito will once again try to escape.
Lest anyone doubt his claim to having seen four giant heads carved into a mountain, Sean records his proof.
I immediately dialed my ninja friends to alert them to a possible pirate sighting.
Jess (under her breath): Sean, start the car. I'm gonna goose Lincoln and then we're hauling ass outta here.
Jess' Lincoln could use a little work.
This is Zack. He has a problem with intimacy.
TiVo does the dance of joy.
Jess, decked out in full nerd regalia, at her new home.
Richie Tenenbaum: This pocket has no bottom, if you know what I mean.
Madeline decked out in her "sexy librarian that just woke up at 5 in the morning on a Sunday to travel a hundred miles in the rain and do a job for no pay" getup.
They really do love cutting things out of stone around here.
