A pole graveyard extending partway out to Washington.
Camo infused with red - for blending into the urban jungle. Or, you know, the circus.
Life is random. The milkman is banging your wife.
iPod shuffle.
The cattle. These dedicated geeks got in line for the keynote around 5am. The rain outside was their shower. So the cattle comment wasn't entirely about waiting in line.
The mac geek circle jerk. No touching.
Umbrella-man: I declare this section for MacOSRumors!
the crowd boos loudly
Random man: Suck my spymac!
Umbrella-man: Who said that?! I will cast my level 9 icy smiting spell on you! You'll rue the day you messed with me!
Madeline modeling one of her perverted friend's creations. She might be angry if she ever finds out what it means. Or will she??
A female Apple employee checks her email without being accosted. I know, I'm shocked too.
Steve Jobs (off-screen): And this is what PC Magazine said about my ass after I faxed them a copy of it. That's right, it's tight. Here, I'll bounce a quarter off it just to prove it to you.
Steve wasn't sure why, but the name Isaac suddenly popped into his head.
Steve Jobs (off-screen): Hehehehehe. So my wife...nah, it's too easy. I love this feature.
Stogieman (right) identified the exits in case of a geek stampede. While rare, they have been known to happen when some of the more hardcore fans are deprived of Steve Jobs' life giving reality-distortion field for too long.
It's not water.
Juanvaldes gives his approval to an actual card we found on the floor of the expo.
