Steve Jobs (off-screen): And this is what PC Magazine said about my ass after I faxed them a copy of it. That's right, it's tight. Here, I'll bounce a quarter off it just to prove it to you.
Apple reveals the secret to their R&D process: trans-dimensional portals.
The handy location text in the bottom of the screen was put in place after 48 hungover people thought they were in line for a Green Day concert last year.
Umbrella-man: I declare this section for MacOSRumors!
the crowd boos loudly
Random man: Suck my spymac!
Umbrella-man: Who said that?! I will cast my level 9 icy smiting spell on you! You'll rue the day you messed with me!
A female Apple employee checks her email without being accosted. I know, I'm shocked too.
The mac geek circle jerk. No touching.
Stogieman (right) identified the exits in case of a geek stampede. While rare, they have been known to happen when some of the more hardcore fans are deprived of Steve Jobs' life giving reality-distortion field for too long.
