Shots from going downtown in the year 2002. Complicated, isn't it. Photos by Sean, Avery & Paka
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Avery and Lora get an early start on the evening, drinking a handful of buttery nipples. That's right, I said "handful" and "nipples" in the same sentence. I am easily amused.
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Paka almost falls for it when we jokingly tell him there is an extra form of payment the driver requires.
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Enough was enough. Paka's habit of juggling bloody pig gonads was amusing for awhile, but Sean felt this last fumble crossed a line somehow.
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With only two women on the dance floor, Lora grew impatient, eventually yelling "Where are all the fucking sausages!"
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Billy tried to tune to his favorite radio station. Instead he got Rum, Coke, and one excited Paka.
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Bartender, I'll have whatever Avery just had. Scratch that, I'll have half the amount she had. Just to be safe.
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A mighty chain that can only be broken by....hey look, peanuts!
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While Avery was temporarily disabled by the camera's flash, Lora took the opportunity to kick Billy square in the nuts.
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"It's good to be the king."
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I have no idea what that is in Avery's mouth. Is it a cheetoh? chapstick? gum? her deformed tongue? maybe it's best Sean never finds out. (some time later) Upon further investigation, it turns out the mystery object is a peanut. Avery's former career in the circus pays off once again.
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Paka gave big hugs to all the mounted police he saw. Although he chuckled and repeated "hehe, mounted" a few times too many.
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Strange Man (internal): They're talking about me, aren't they? What are they saying?! Strange Woman (internal): Man, this guy never puts out. Hmm, I wonder if that guy with the camera is single.
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Billy: Is she laughing at me? Shasta: Well, you are standing in a puddle of your own urine. Billy: Your point being?
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Paka: I gawt five fingerrs!
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Paka knew the tanlines would give him away eventually, but he couldn't bring himself to tell Shasta he was the daytime Robin. Batman had sworn him to secrecy.

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