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Jess (internally): If he takes another picture of me I'm going to spend my winnings on myself. Or I'll make him buy feminine products. Yeah, that'll do.
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Lora, knowing Paka was a sucker for a hug, took the opportunity to palm $5 worth of his chips. Paka, knowing Lora a thief, had licked all of his chips.
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Paka: Psst. Hehe. I had these cards stuffed in my shoe the whole time. I think Sean suspects. No! Don't look at him.
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Madeline: I've got margarita mix in my hair, don't I? Damnit, this is my 12th birthday all over again.
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Paka was intent on spilling wine on his shirt until it matched the walls.
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At Andy/Dorothy's holiday/poker night, Andy secretly set up a camera in the bathroom. Only properly sauced attendees could take a peek at the monitor behind the bar. For an extra $10 he'd let them press the button for the remote controlled bidet.
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While Billy enjoyed a good joke, he wasn't sure how many times he could tolerate Lora telling the story of his prostate exam.
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The power of the hat was enormous. It took two hours and a trained exorcist to get Jen back to normal.
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Paka believed meditation could help him stave off intoxication. He also believed in the easter bunny, clapping to bring fairies back to life, and Barbara Streisand movies. So...ya know.
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Steve: Man, I never thought I'd be saying this, but....'What would Ben Affleck do?'
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Vince liked to keep all his chips in one long row. Anything else seemed unnatural.
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Andy's quick hands served him well once again.
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Because he lost a bet, Paka agrees to do the ring of fire. This consists of one shot of each beverage on the booze carousel.
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Paka (swaying slightly): This is great. Shot after shot without some jerk bartender telling me "You've had enough!" or "That beer is $8.50" or "Sir, please remove your penis from the bar."
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Paka: How come one of these says 'Turpentine'? Is that a new brand of vodka?

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